总统，女王和首相

The President of a North American Country, the Queen of a European Country & the Prime Minister of a South East Asia Country died and went to hell. Once they reached hell, the devil greeted them & told them they could make 1 phone call back to earth while pointing to a big red pay phone. 

The President immediately rushed to the phone, called back to his cabinet and spoke for 1 hour...after he had finished, the devil billed him USD1000. The President outraged at the rip off finally took out his cheque book n paid the devil.

Next, the Queen took the opportunity to call her govt back in her country...after speaking for a good 2 hours, the devil charged her £2000. She kicked up a huge fuss but finally swiped her credit card & paid the devil.

The Prime Minister of course not wanting to miss out the action quickly also called back & spoke for a lengthy 5 hours. After the marathon conversation, the devil only charged him #100 of his Country’s currency.

The President & the Queen were furious at this unfairness & demanded an explanation...the devil patiently replied, "ever since the Prime Minister took over his Country, the country has become hell, so it's considered a LOCAL CALL"

北美洲某国总统，欧洲某国女王和东南亚某国首相同时寿终正寝，一起下了地狱。在地狱里，鬼卒告知他们可以在投胎转世之前，打最后一通电话给阳世间的任何人。

该总统马上拨电回到该国内阁交代身后事，交谈了一个小时。过后鬼卒要收1000美元的电话费，总统明知被坑了，无奈只好以支票着数付款。

女王同样拨电该国内阁交代后事，费时2小时。结果被鬼卒坑的更惨，最后忍痛刷卡付了2000英镑。
 

该首相当然不会放弃与内阁通话的机会，而且一说就是5小时。付费时鬼卒之要求首相付款该国货币100元。

总统和女王得知后火冒三丈，向鬼卒大兴问罪之师。鬼卒慢条斯理的解析：

“你们打的是长途电话，当然比较贵。首相在接管国家后，该国已经变成了地狱，所以他只需要付本地电话费就可以了。总统和女王无言以对，只好自认倒霉。